Li Sanyi’s Fragmented Theory｜The Strange Recent Situation at Communication University of China

Good news: Communication University of China is hot again.

Bad news: In a physical sense.

On May 25th, in the cold and rainy dawn of Beijing, a plume of smoke once again rose from Communication University of China. In the past six months, CUC has already had three major fires. The entire Romance of the Three Kingdoms only had three fires: Wuchao, Chibi, and Yiling. Your university’s feng shui is indeed far superior to other 211 universities.

In the third year of the Boomerang Era, your university finally released an official announcement. True to the name of Communication University of China, its writing style is comparable to the Chongqing police. Just like Zhihu deleted the content about Fat Cat, related topics about your university on Xiaohongshu are even harder to find. Zhang Xuelong, nearing the college entrance examination, casually said a few words, not only sending Li 31 into the School of Journalism, but also further promoting the charm of journalism.

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Living in an retro apartment from the 1980s, six to eight people live together in a business space smaller than most four-person rooms, so a fire is bound to happen. However, the school has added a 3D large screen outside the cafeteria, built bridges on flat ground, built modern new office buildings, and installed a large stone that even Sun Wukong would want to get into, so the renovation of the dormitories must have already been put on the agenda. Thinking that I can move into a 21st-century standard dormitory when I receive the notice, I can’t help but thank the leaders in the free air and land.

Some people criticize that no one will care about this kind of thing until someone dies. But after seeing the newly promoted famous school in Baoji City (I’m just saying, it’s not my high school alma mater), he will understand that in most cases, no one will care even if someone dies. In comparison, CUC was able to put up two no-smoking posters after the second fire, which I think has far exceeded my expectations.

In addition to CUC’s love for fire, there seem to be many rumors circulating. For example, shell companies are charging rent arbitrarily, but this kind of thing has become commonplace, and the people in the school have also become accustomed to the high prices of the cafeteria. Just like real estate is now starting to aid the gods and start, for us ordinary people, most of the good things are not for us. This kind of thing is just unexpected but reasonable.

Of course, to put it in the terms of answering history questions, to a certain extent—especially for journalists—this kind of thing still has rich implications and significance. We see how the media leaders who are well-versed in Marxist journalistic views use an invisible hand to allow the school to escape unscathed under such a malicious event, letting us newcomers to the journalism industry know the charm of journalism and how journalism should serve those who should be served. Great, no need to say more. The only regret is that if this matter were written as an in-depth report, it would be quite exciting, but the final exam assignment cannot write this.

Compared to the sharp criticism of most people, I don’t seem to have much to criticize. As always, we are ordinary people, and those good things are not for us. In the Boomerang Era, the most important thing is to be self-sufficient. When the boomerang hits again and again, we will see what certain groups look like after their skin is torn off.