Tasteless Donkey | Finally got another nucleic acid test

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Returning to China from Japan, after landing, a man in a mask suddenly came up to me and said I needed to get a nucleic acid test.

My first reaction was panic, firstly because I was directly triggered by hearing the words ‘nucleic acid test’, and secondly, why was I singled out from a large group of people? Did I look like a virus carrier?

But later, the man was very kind and said that I wouldn’t have to queue if I got the nucleic acid test. In this case, I thought it would be convenient for everyone, so I cooperated with the work. After all, if I were to make the news because of a nucleic acid test in 2023, I would feel embarrassed.

When I received the test tube, I asked the staff, “If the test comes back positive, how will it be handled? Will I be isolated or deported? There should be a procedure.”. The staff thought for a moment and said, “We’ll just call you and tell you that you’re positive, that’s all.”

I said, “So this is a historical legacy issue.” The staff member laughed directly and then said that the description was very good.

Later, I was led to a secluded little room, where a young man who looked about my age was playing mahjong on his phone, the situation was tense. Seeing me come, he quickly touched a tile, and then quickly swabbed my mouth a few times, saying, “Go, go.”

I looked at the young man and finally understood why everyone was taking the civil service exams.

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Just recording what I saw and heard, why is it so sensitive? Are you cosplaying sensitive skin for Halloween?

I haven’t posted on my public account for a long time because I have to write so many words in one go, then edit a bunch of pictures, and after struggling to post it, it gets deleted within 24 hours, sometimes with a ban for dozens of days. It’s not interesting. Now I often think, instead of spending time posting random things, I might as well learn a language to earn money, quickly change my IP address, and stop this internal consumption.

My Weibo account also got shut down a while ago, I re-registered one, and it got shut down again. Now I have a new account, and I usually just post about food, drink, and fun, and I’m not going to fight with the big daddy anymore. Friends who care about my high-quality lifestyle can follow @干果奴.

Happy holidays to everyone