Old Rogue | The Benevolent Chinese Nation

The Chinese nation is truly benevolent.

They care about Native Americans, speak out for the American natives who died in the New World, and fight for human rights, even though they feel that the appearance of Native Americans is insulting to China;

They care about black people, denounce the Atlantic slave trade, glare at plantation owners, and curse the “Anglo-Saxon whites”, even though they are full of stereotypes and prejudices against black people;

They care about Asians, can’t stand the discrimination against the yellow race, and vow to break the existing rules of the game, even though they call them “devils”, “Koreans”, and “Indians”;

They care about refugees, generously accommodate Ukrainian girls, and satirize Trump’s border wall, even though they believe in the law of the jungle and worship Russia the most;

They care about the epidemic, are heartbroken by the deaths of foreigners, and cry out for the incompetence of Western governments, even though they are locked up at home and unable to move;

They care about gun violence, pay special attention to various shooting cases, and make sharp comments on the chronic diseases of American society, criticizing Americans for not knowing how to reflect and make progress, even though they hope that America will have shootings every day and lower the flag every day;

They care about regional security, laugh at the US’s hasty withdrawal, and express deep sympathy for the people in the war, even though they believe that the Taliban are our good brothers;

They care about international wars, expose the evil deeds of the US invading other countries, and are pure warmongers, even though they believe that truth is only within the range of the cannon, and whoever has the thickest arm is the boss;

They care about the world economy, believe that the US is collapsing, and NATO has long declined, and we will surely rise, even though they are desperately saving money and unwilling to boost domestic demand in China;

They care about Japan, sympathize with the Japanese salarymen exploited by the US, even though they themselves work 996, 007, and have a lifetime mortgage and can’t afford to raise children;

They care about South Korea, think that the South Koreans controlled by the chaebols are in dire straits, and that the realistic films they make are meaningless, even though they are exploited by capitalists and can only appreciate the main melody;

They care about India, think that the caste system is ignorant and backward, and are heartbroken by the plight of the lower castes, even though they live under the household registration system;

They care about the US, mercilessly expose all the injustices and darkness, and urge the United States to become better through criticism, suggestions, ridicule, and satire, even though they don’t have a green card;

They care about Europe, think that refugees disrupt European society, rob the resources of their own citizens, and the Virgin Mary complex has raised too many lazy people, even though the welfare they enjoy is not as good as that of the refugees;

They care about Africa, are willing to invest in the construction of Africa, and contribute to improving the lives of their little brothers, even though they may need money more;

They care about poverty alleviation, compare it all over the world, and think that we are the model in this regard, even though they don’t care about the poor at all;

They care about privacy and secrets, Tesla and Apple are the number one enemies, and spies are nowhere to be found, even though they themselves are naked and running naked throughout the whole process.

They care about the environment, care about the climate, care about politics, care about the military… They care about everything in the world, but they don’t care about themselves.

Ah… How selfless, how benevolent!