Recently, the news that Shijiazhuang City, Hebei Province, will build a “City of Rock and Roll in China” has continuously sparked controversy.
Some netizens even brought up the “positive energy rock and roll” song “The Unkillable Shijiazhuang People”, which was adapted from the song “Kill That Shijiazhuang Man” by Wan Neng Youth Hostel in 2021 by the Communist Youth League of Shijiazhuang, Hebei.
On Zhihu, a netizen initiated a question: “What’s good about the song ‘The Unkillable Shijiazhuang People’?”, and some users left mocking comments.
The following are excerpts from Zhihu users’ answers:
Shuo3203: The song doesn’t explicitly say who the “killer” is, but it’s now jumping out itself.
Pixiu Pete: The changes are too big, in fact, just change one sentence, the wife is making porridge, change it to the wife is in Australia, everyone immediately feels that life is full of hope, and sends congratulations.
Just for fun: The good thing is that it let me know who killed the people of Shijiazhuang.
It’s scary: This lyric is like Water Margin, the good thing is that it surrenders.
The contrasting family with no goods in their belly: When a coin only has a positive side, it’s a counterfeit, I think it’s doing well in this regard.
Xu Guangxin: What doesn’t kill me will make me stronger. What kills me, you don’t let me say.
Clown Ben Ben: Playing “Good Days” at the funeral, this joyful atmosphere. When I die, I must do this too, to make everyone happy.
Red Yang Small Seaweed: The good thing is that it lets everyone understand that death is not the end, and you can also dance on the grave.
Yiyu: The good thing is that it successfully overturned the laws of thermodynamics and invented a perpetual motion machine.
Wang xx: At this point, the creation of “Kill That Shijiazhuang Man” is truly complete.
Cur1ed: Fake Shijiazhuang people: The wife is making porridge, I’ll go drink a few beers. Real Shijiazhuang people: The wife is in Australia, I’ll go drink a few bottles of Maotai. The good thing is that “they” are indeed unkillable and have mastered all the power of singing.
Wulan Duojie: The good thing is that it lets everyone know that rock and roll can also sing praises.
6thClarus: From then on, we knew who killed the people of Shijiazhuang. After the first four sentences of the lyrics briefly talked about the protagonist, they directly turned to praise the country. Behind the ever-increasing economic data is the vast and uncared-for proletariat.
Flying Sparrows: It both abandoned the free and critical spirit of rock and roll, and used the form of rock and roll to create cultural tourism traffic, which is very consistent with the previous style of “form over content”.
Abstract Poet Mumu Long: It is recommended to release a third part – “Schrödinger’s Shijiazhuang People”, perfectly forming a trilogy of death, life, and not knowing if they are dead or not.
Mr. Sherlock Holmes: The good thing is that it allows people to deeply understand what is called tampering and what is called defiling history.
Zhihu user 6f7LdD: The good thing is that, just like Water Margin, not only did they surrender, but they also died. The unkillable Shijiazhuang people are unkillable, but the unkillable Shijiazhuang people were killed.
He Tang: They gave me a counterfeit bill with two positive sides, and I went to exchange it for a fake gun with a sealed muzzle.
Geva: “Rock and roll should have political responsibility, but should not include political purposes.” – Cui Jian
Silverry: On how the unkillable Shijiazhuang people killed the Shijiazhuang people who were not killed by the unkillable Shijiazhuang people.
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Big Cake: The puppy’s leg is injured, it hurts and cries, people called the doctor, so the doctor changed the puppy’s mouth, and this mouth can only make sounds of happiness, excitement, joy, and coquettishness…
Burger King: It feels like aligning with North Korean rock and roll.
Dogecoin Q&A: Literature and art should intervene in politics until politics no longer intervenes in literature and art.
Sage: The good thing is that it conforms to positive energy and is suitable for the physique of Chinese babies.
Zhao Zilong: As we all know, people die when they are killed, and if they are not killed, then they are not people.
Samuel: Is it time to change the March of the Volunteers next?
Don’t eat breakfast: The good thing about this song is that the sky in the liberated area is clear
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